I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.

Vocals: Dolly Parton.
Lyrics: British songwriter Thomas Patrick Connor (1904 – 1993).

“You’re not gonna believe what I saw, ha“.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t hear me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up,
In my bedroom, fast asleep.
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
What a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

“I saw it with my own two eyes.
Not only were they kissing,
They were drinking milk and eating cookies together.
Now I know how to keep a secret,
‘Cause I want to stay on Santa’s good side.
You don’t just tell everything you know- Nu-uh.“

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.

She didn’t hear me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep.
She thought that I was tucked up,
In my bedroom, fast asleep,
But I wasn’t.
I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen,
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

“Don’t you go telling it either
It’s our secret, ha, ha.“
END