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Mother’s Day-Mum You’d Be Better Off In Prison

Happy Mother's Day

Mum, in prison you would get three square meals a day cooked for you.
At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to persuade your kids to eat it.
In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle.
At home you get to clean up the yard.
In prison, you get to watch TV.
At home, you get to listen to your children fight over the remote control.
In prison, you can read whatever you want and attend college for free.
At home, you get to read school readers starring Dick, Jane, and Spot and worry about how to send your adorable brat to college, while still being able to eat for the next twenty years.
In prison, all your medical bills are free.
At home, you have to pawn your mother’s jewelry and fill out large amount of insurance papers in the hope that a doctor will see you before you die.
In prison, if you have visitors, all you do is go to a room, sit, talk and then say good-bye when you are ready to go.
At home, you get to clean for days in advance and then cook and clean after your guests and hope that they will one day just leave.
In prison, you can spend your free time reading or writing or just hang out doing nothing in your own free space all day.
At home, you get to clean your space and everyone else’s space, and what the heck is free time again?
In prison, you get your own personal toilet.
At home, you have to physically hold the bathroom door shut in order to keep family members from standing over you demanding to know how long till you’re done, so you can do something for them.
In prison, the prison laundry takes care of all your dirty clothes.
At home, you get to take care of them yourself, plus everybody else’s, and get yelled at because somebody’s favorite shirt isn’t clean.
In prison, they take you everywhere you need to go.
At home, you take everybody else where they need to go.
In prison, the guards transport all your personal effects for you and make sure nothing is missing.
At home, you have to lug around everybody else’s stuff in your purse and then wonder who went into it and took your last dollar.
In prison, there are no screaming or whining children or spouses asking you to do something else for them, or screaming at you because you didn’t.

Happy Mother’s Day all you mums, where would we all be, only for you.

ICE In Case of Emergency

My thanks to Carol Ryan, who passed on this excellent idea to us from the Ambulance Service.

We all carry our mobile phones with names and numbers stored in its memory. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending to our needs, while having access to our mobile phone, wouldn’t know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored, but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?

Hence this ‘ICE‘ (In Case of Emergency) Campaign.

Ambulance Self Help

The concept of ‘ICE’ is catching on very quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As mobile phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency, under the name ‘ICE’ ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn’t know which number to call. He, therefore, thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognised name for this purpose.

In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as ‘ICE‘. For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc

Please Email this advice from this site to all your friends.  It really could save  lives or put a loved one’s mind at rest.

Note: To all those with passwords on your phone. I have been informed there are stickers and iPhone applications that can remedy this situation.

Thanks Carol for pointing out this excellent, yet logical advice.

Thurles The Princess Diana Invitation

I never really believed that the late Princess Diana would ever accept an invitation to visit Thurles, but ‘nothing ventured ‘ for Thurles, can often result in ‘nothing gained.

Over 4 million British tourists had visited the Republic of Ireland in 2006. Tourism in Thurles was then practically non existent, with those responsible for marketing North Tipperary, only pushing their products west of the Shannon, in an attempt to justify earlier politically influenced public finances spent in funding in counties Limerick, Clare and Galway, while ignoring projects in the environs of Thurles, a practise they appear to still continue, as part of their marketing strategy today.

To cut a long story short, the following ‘Letter of Invitation‘ was penned and sent to Kensington Palace. I was encourage in this venture by the recently deceased Mr Ned Ryan, Upperchurch, and also by friend and lifetime museum patron, the late Mr Matty Ryan, both of whom had close associations with the late Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon, and younger sister of Queen Elizabeth II.

Our communicated invitation read as follows:-

Kensington Palace,
London W8 4PU

Date :- 22/ 7/ 1997.

Your Highness, Diana, Princess Of Wales,
On behalf of the people of Thurles, the members of our committee and myself, I would like to extend an invitation to Your Highness, to visit the home of your ancestors here in County Tipperary, Ireland.

As you maybe aware, your ascendancy were protectors and rulers of Thurles until 1841 and it is the intention of this committee to erect a stone testimonial,to commemorate your progenitor, Lady Elizabeth Butler, Viscountess Thurles, (1587-1673).

It is now the fervent desire of this committee, that You Highness would greatly honour us by unveiling this stone inscription.

We are very much aware of your many personal and public commitments, both at home and abroad, and fully comprehend that significant preparations would need to be put in position between, both Her Majestie’s Government and the Government of the Irish Republic, before such a visit could take place.

If, however, Your Highness were to signal her willingness and availability to accept this invitation, immediate preparations could be entered into, which would conform with your busy agenda.

It is our heartfelt wish that Your Highness will find time, in her busy calendar of events, to accept this invitation sometime in the near future.

I remain,
Yours most sincerely,

St. Mary’s Famine Memorial Church, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

The reply from Kensington Palace

We were aware that, politically, it was not possibly the best time in our nations history to send such an invitation. Then Fianna Fail Minister for Foreign Affairs, and later disgraced T.D., Mr Ray Burke, had days before, just welcomed the decision taken by the Orange Order, with regard to certain of their Annual Marches, which gave space for all feuding factions in the North, to consider how the whole marching issue could be handled on the basis of respect for the rights of all, both the Orange Order and the wider community alike.

The now deceased, but then Northern Ireland Secretary Mow Mowlam had hinted that substantive negotiations, seeking a genuinely new political dispensation, based on equality, parity of esteem, respect for human rights and the principle of consent, were about to begin that September in Northern Ireland.  Sinn Féin were being encouraged to take their place at the Conference Table, to represent the views of those who supported them. Fair and reasonable assurances had been spelled out with regards to what was expected by both British and Irish negotiators, before Sinn Féin would be allowed take part in these upcoming negotiations.

That same July 1997, the Democratic Unionist party leader Ian Paisley would vote against the Anglo-Irish plan for guerrilla disarmament, storming out of the voting session in Stormont Castle, near Belfast, while stating his party was out of the peace talks for good, while Mowlam confirmed that Sinn Fein would now sit at the negotiating table, when peace talks would resume in September of the same year.

Princess Diana’s reply to our invitation arrived six days later in a letter from Kensington Palace and as expected her reply, pictured here, disappointingly spelt out her sincere regret. We now share this letter with you, our readers, for the very first time. (Click on Letter Image to enlarge.)

A little over just 4 weeks later, on the 31st of August 1997, Diana, Princess of Wales, was fatally injured as a result of a car collision in the Pont de l’Alma road tunnel in Paris, France. Her companion, Dodi Fayed, and the driver of the Mercedes-Benz W140, Henri Paul, were pronounced dead at the scene of the accident. Fayed’s bodyguard, Trevor Rees-Jones, was the only survivor. Although earlier the media pinned the blame on the paparazzi, the crash was ultimately found to be caused by the reckless actions of the chauffeur, who was the head of security at the Ritz and had earlier goaded the paparazzi waiting outside the hotel.

An eighteen-month French judicial investigation concluded in 1999, that the crash was caused by Henri Paul, who lost control of the car at high speed, while under the influence of alcohol, which may have been made worse by the simultaneous presence of an antidepressant and traces of a tranquilizer in his body.

On hearing the news, Thurles ladies began to arrive with bouquets of flowers to the door of St Mary’s Church here in Thurles, in an unprecedented show of sympathy and solidarity.

July 31st each year I often think, what an ambassador this world has truly lost and what if the Princess had decided to visit her ancestral home of Thurles, instead of visiting France, on that fateful day in 2007.

But then each person’s road, while on this earth, is so often paved with numerous  ‘what if ‘s.’

Thurles WEEE Collection Saturday May 28th 2011

WEEE is anything with a plug normally attached and WEEE Ireland will be making collections from 10.00a.m until 4.00pm, on Saturday 28th of May 2011 from the following Venues:- Town Car Park, Main Square, Templemore and the Mid-Tipperary Mart Yard, Stradavoher, herein Thurles Town.

So here is your chance to bring along your old appliances for recycling. Remember this is a completely FREE service, eliminating the temptation to dump illegally.

Illegal Dumping In Tipperary

Joe MacGrath, County Manager, North Tipperary County Council.

Speaking of illegal dumping, North Tipperary County Council are introducing hidden CCTV cameras at illegal dumping sites, so those of you who demonstrate a total disregard for our beautiful rural countryside and its inhabitants,”Watch your backs“.

In 2011 an already agreed and welcome zero tolerance approach will continue to be taken to illegal dumping. With the purchase of CCTV cameras, CCTV surveillance will come into operation immediately at various illegal dumping sites, including Bring Banks and Recycling Centres, throughout North Tipperary.

Illegal dumping is unsightly, degrading, costly to clean up and can be harmful to children, pets and wildlife. The new mobile cameras will rotate around North Tipperary, to ensure that those individuals who dump rubbish illegally, can be successfully prosecuted.

Note: Leaving or throwing litter in a public place is an offence that can be subject to an on the spot fine of €150 or a maximum fine of €3,000 if you are convicted of a litter offence in the District Court. It should be noted that it is an offence, under the Litter Pollution Act to leave any waste materials including bags of household waste, bottles, plastics, cardboard boxes etc. in the vicinity of bring bank sites. Bring banks are provided for members of the public to recycle glass bottles and aluminium cans. North Tipperary recorded the highest percentage increase in glass tonnage collected, comparing Jan-Sept 2009 to Jan-Sept 2010. This constituted a percentage increase of some 13%.

However, at a minority of bring bank sites, members of the public cannot access the Bring Banks due to dumping. If a bring bank is full then bottles or cans should be brought to another location or return later, when the banks have been emptied.

Speaking recently on this initiative, Mr Joe MacGrath, County Manager, North Tipperary County Council, stated, “Illegal dumping is unnecessary and causes a lot of concern for our countryside and all the wildlife that inhabits it. We are also disappointed that some Bring Sites are being misused in this way as they are important facilities for communities. North Tipperary County Council is trying to encourage people to recycle as much of their waste as possible and reduce the amount going to landfill. We have also had people leaving their recyclables in plastic bags because they are too lazy to empty them into the banks“.  He further added, “CCTV has been installed at sites throughout North Tipperary in order to deter illegal dumping and where it does occur North Tipperary County Council will be enforcing the litter legislation to its fullest extent and offenders will be prosecuted. Remember, people found littering are liable to an immediate fine of €150.

North Tipperary County Council is appealing to the public to be vigilant when it comes to litter and protection of the environment and to contact the Litter Hotline on 1850 250 350 to report incidences of illegal dumping.

This continuing zero tolerance initiative, by North Tipperary County Council, is to be welcomed.

Summer Works Scheme 21 Tipperary Schools Benefit

Summer Works Scheme

A total of 21 Tipperary Schools, 10 of which are in North Tipperary, to date have benefited under the Summer Works Scheme, the closing date for receipt of applications for which was 21st January 2011.

The cost of engaging professional advice to prepare a technical report for such applications has to be  met, in full, from a school’s own personal resources.

Local Schools to benefit are:-  Two Mile Borris N/S Thurles, Borrisoleigh N/S, St Josephs College Borrisoleigh, St Anne’s Special needs School Roscrea and Scoil Naisiunta Na Maighne,Thurles.

For a list of successful projects under this 2011 Summer Works Scheme please Click Here

The purpose of the Summer Works Scheme is to devolve funding to individual school authorities to undertake small-scale building works which, ideally, can be carried out during the summer months or at other times, thus avoiding disruption to the daily operation of the school.  Under the terms of the Scheme, school authorities are empowered to manage these works with guidance from, and minimal interaction, with the Department of Education.

Funding of €41.2m under the summer works scheme should see major improvements undertaken in primary and post primary schools around the country.