Mikey Ryan discusses the new Trolley Tax and the Great Thurles Trolley Crisis.
Cartastrophe: How We Are Wheeling Up Food Prices.
Cart-Flation: How Abandoned Shopping Trolleys Are Undermining Tipperary’s Economy.
Are Abandoned Trolleys Driving Up the Cost of Your Roast Beef?
I swear all I said to Mikey Ryan was that Seamus Hanafin’s Walkway, has once again returned to being an unkempt dump, strewn with Supermarket Trolleys and after all the public money wasted, it is like the River Suir, no longer maintained by Thurles Municipal District. But my statement was enough to get local man Mikey Ryan ‘Riled Up’.
The‘Great Trolley Tax’. Pic G. Willoughby.
“Economists, retailers, and the good people of Thurles may all be missing the obvious culprit behind Ireland’s stubbornly high food prices, the malefactor being those feckin humble shopping trolleys”, declared Mikey Ryan.
We were above in the Arch Bar, Liberty Square, last night, supping a few pints, when Mikey Ryan announced to all and sundry that he really should have applied to local councillors to support him for the position of President of Ireland; the election due to take place on October 24th, 2025.
“Sure I would get through the Presidential election nomination process without any bother, through reinventing the global climate agenda by simply expanding planetary consciousness regarding shopping trolleys”, said Mikey confidently.
“On paper”,inflation is blamed on everything from energy costs to global supply chains. But take a closer look at our rivers, hedgerows, and half-finished Liberty Square, and you’ll spot the real drain on our wallets; it’s supermarket trolleys gone rogue”, stated Mikey, who now had the ear of everyone present.
Mikey paused to wet his whistle, before announcing that the cost of same 12 trolleys came to €4,239.12 in missing hardware.
“That’s not just metal and wheels, folks. That’s the equivalent of: 2,400 loaves of bread (pre-inflation). 1,500 litres of milk (assuming the cows agree to cooperate), or, given the latest CSO figures, perhaps just two bags of shopping if you’re fond of butter, beef, and chocolate.” he continued.
“The CSO yesterday tells us food inflation reached 5.1% in August. Butter is up 18.3%, Beef 22.7%, Milk 12.4%, Chocolate 16.3%, Coffee 12.1%. Coincidence? Is every percentage point tied to a trolley floating belly-up in the Suir and other rivers around our emerald isle?”
Mickey stopped again to gulp down another mouthful.
In a room where you could hear a pin drop, Mikey continued, “For one minute, let’s consider the supermarket boardroom’s conversation:- Manager: “Profits are down this quarter Sir”. Chairperson on the Board: “Why?“. Manager: “Well, six of our €353 Euro trolleys are living in the river Suir and another half-dozen are auditioning as urban sculptureson the Thurles inner relief road“. Chairperson: “Feck it, right so, put 20 cents on the price of milk and double it for butter. The cows won’t complain“.
“And so”, said Mikey, “here we see, for the first time, the introduction of the ‘Great Trolley Tax’, samebeing quietly passed on to every struggling, underprivileged household in the land” said Mikey, now in full verbal flow to his newly acquired audience.
He continued, “Some conspiracy theorists even whisper that these trolleys aren’t stolen at all, but strategically “misplaced” to justify current inflation. After all, nothing distracts the public like a shiny bit of stainless steel glinting in the sun beside the proposed inner relief road”.
“Good Lord”, said I, “So next time we’re standing in the supermarket queue, wincing at the cost of our Sunday roast, we should spare a thought for the twelve brave trolleys dumped in Thurles. They may look abandoned, but in truth, they are hard at work, driving up inflation”.
“True for you”, said Mikey, “and if you or anyone else happen to see a trolley making a slow escape toward the riverbank, don’t just hold your nose and grab it. You might not only be helping in the saving of this polluted River Suir, but end up shaving 2% off the price of your next packet of rashers”.
Uisce Éireann agrees compensation package for Shannon-to-Dublin water pipeline.
Part of Tipperary’s Lough Derg shore line.
Uisce Éireann has reached agreement with the Irish Farmers Association (IFA) and the Irish Creamery Milk Suppliers Association (ICMSA) on a voluntary compensation package for farmers and landowners along the route of its proposed Shannon-to-Dublin water pipeline.
The deal, which follows months of negotiation, marks a key milestone in the Water Supply Project. It includes upfront compensation payments for landowners affected by the pipeline’s construction and operation.
The public utility said the package reflects the project’s national importance while helping to mitigate its impact on farmland. It is now engaging directly with more than 500 landowners who were issued way-leave offers in July. If accepted, the agreements will give Uisce Éireann the rights to lay, operate, and maintain the underground pipeline in advance of a formal planning application.
The deadline for returning consent forms has been extended from September 23rd to October 7th to give farmers more time to consider the offer and seek advice.
A Strategic Infrastructure Development application will be submitted later this year.
Uisce Éireann argues the project is vital to secure future water supplies, citing the greater Dublin Area’s heavy dependence on the River Liffey, which serves 1.7 million people.
Programme Director Mike Healy said demand in the region is forecast to rise by 34% by 2044: “This combination of a growing supply deficit and lack of resilience is simply not sustainable. This agreement is a major step towards delivery of this essential infrastructure, and we will continue to engage with landowners and communities along the route.”
Mr Dermot O’Halloran, Public Relations Officer with Dualla Show, Cashel, Co. Tipperary Reports:
Free Shuttle Bus direct to Dualla Show 2025 from Thurles Town Centre.
A FREE shuttle bus will run from Thurles town centre to the Dualla Show, Cashel Co. Tipperary, on Sunday next, August 31st 2025.
First Bus:10.30am from outside the Arch Bar, No 66 Liberty Square, Thurles, Co. Tipperary, (Eircode E41 RH29). Service: Every hour throughout the day. Destination: Direct to the Dualla Showgrounds. Fare: Completely FREE
Do come along, leave your car at home, and enjoy a stress-free trip to one of Tipperary’s biggest family events.
NOTE: Hereunder see complete Bus times running from Thurles to Dualla Show: 10:30am – 11:30am – 12:30pm – 1:30pm – 2:30pm.
This above stated proverb, is a long-standing, joke which specifically addresses staff working within the Public Service. Same captures how (and maybe why) progress remains crippled here in Ireland by obvious bureaucracy. Those who want to get things done, cannot, because of red tape and other ridiculous and elaborate procedures which must be gone through, on the whim of those in charge, who insist that such and such must be undertaken, before any objective is achieved. This can be clearly seen when monthly communication audits are taken to help monitor the workload and efficiency of communication processes, such as letters received, letters sent, or processed within a monthly time frame, here within our Civil Service. Indeed many a public service sewage system has been found to be heavily blocked by smiling plumbers, after public service staff members had attempted to reduce the content of their heavily stacked ‘Correspondence Inwards Trays’.
Speaking of sewage systems, this same overall attitude was confirmed last evening to a 40 person gathering on the scented, down wind side of the River Suir. The informative meeting came as a result of an event organised, through the good auspices of Thurles Lions Club as part of Irish Heritage Week. Here representatives from varying local organisations were gathered together, to hearken to officials from our Local Authority Waters Programme (LAWPRO).
To tell the truth LAWPRO officials did give a good account of themselves; explaining their actual remit and their progress in solving the unacceptable state of the upper river Suir region, to current date.
However, following a question and answer session, the meeting quickly revealed that the only people who really care about the river Suir were a small few well meaning civic minded locals, that give up their time weekly to wade through effluent, risking their health to pull out cans, bottles, discarded clothing item and supermarket trolleys from this waterway. However, after last night’s meeting, even their efforts may now be paralysed. They may get LAWPRO funding for waders, but efforts to actively clean the river are to be discouraged for a number of future years and for reasons that are difficult to understand.
This was evidenced in many ways, e.g. No elected politicians were present, despite Mr Michael Lowry (Ind) and Mr Ryan O’Meara (FF), both having offices in Thurles town. Since it wasn’t an election year, Mr Alan Kelly (Lab), as expected, was also conspicuous by his absence. No members of the local press, radio and local businesses, could be attracted either, to be in attendance. Only one local councillor, namely Fine Gael Cllr Ms Peggy Ryan, (recently elected Cathaoirleach of Thurles Municipal District), emerged into the light, anxious no doubt to demonstrate the capacity of women to succeed in politics, as she clearly states in her online internet profile.
So, what news was gleaned from ‘The Scented Side’ of the River Suir in Thurles last evening?
First, it is essential that our readers view HERE a report, received and accepted, in a press release, by journalist Mr Eoin Kelleher, published on line by the Irish Independent newspaper dated Thursday September 2024, time 15:18pm, also published by the Tipperary Star newspaper and broadcast on Local Radio.
This information, published above, was contradicted by Cllr Ms Peggy Ryan and sadly same is now confirmed, since almost one year later (Sept. 2024), no plan for this area currently exists; no discussions with local interested parties has taken place and no application for funding has ever been sought.
As a wise teacher once said to me as a pupil, “Walk your talk”, and yes, most people will agree that we can do more for the care of our local river Suir, than to dot a couple of biodiversity signs, showing a Bumble Bee stuck in the head of Knapweed flower, latter a non-existent plant to be found located anywhere along the Suir-side walk.
To be totally honest and to speak freely, when it comes to the River Suir, an outsider could be forgiven for thinking that protecting our biodiversity looks a lot like total dereliction; complete disregard for our local environment; utter negligence and deliberate carelessness.
All of the questions asked at yesterday’s meeting remained unanswered. However, based on the difficult progresses being experienced by LAWPRO as a consequence of trying to deal with Uisce Éireann (Irish Water), the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), Inland Fisheries Ireland, the Farming Community and Tipperary Co. Council, the area of the river Suir, situated in the centre of Thurles, is unlikely to be cleaned up within the next 5 years.
Speaking privately, to one of the LAWPRO officials in attendance last evening, I was informed that Tipperary County Council were responsible for the current state of the River Suir, however were there any work to be undertaken by volunteers, LAWPRO stated, that if alerted, they would certainly raise objections.
That said, I wonder could we find 50 able-bodied persons to assemble with wellies, spades and other equipment at the ready, for an hour or so, after work – say 6:30pm – 8:00pm, to claim back our river. We could call ourselves “The Coalition Of The Willing”, pledged to the strengthening of our local environment. Anyone with guts and interested can contact me on Facebook, sure if we wore Covid-19 masks, we would have the job finished before Tipperary officials, not yet returned from their well deserved vacations and who would take a couple of weeks later, to realise what had actually happened.
We would like to express our sincere thanks to Thurles Lions Club, LAWPRO Officials and those who attended and expressed views at the event.
The quality of drinking water remains high, but supplies must become more resilient, says EPA.
The quality of drinking water from public supplies remains very high, with over 99.8% of samples compliant with standards.
There are 45 supplies serving 497,000 people on the EPA’s list of ‘at-risk’ supplies (Remedial Action List) that need to be addressed by Uisce Eireann. This is down from 57 supplies (serving 561,000 people) in 2023.
The were 33 long-term boil water notices in 2024, down one-third from 2023.
Progress to protect public health by removing lead from our supply networks and houses is still far too slow.
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Drinking Water Quality in Public Supplies Report 2024, released today, shows that over 99.8% of samples from public water supplies comply with bacterial and chemical limits, which means our public water is safe to drink.
Launching the report, Dr Micheál Lehane, EPA Director said: “Our public water quality remains very high. This means that the public can remain confident that drinking water supplied to their homes is safe to drink. While I welcome the decrease in the number of people served by ‘at-risk’ supplies, the EPA – through our audit programme – continues to identify supplies that lack adequate resilience. Uisce Éireann needs to implement the findings of Risk Assessments to improve the resilience of supplies and maintain the quality of our drinking water. Long-term sustained investment in water services infrastructure is required to provide this resilience into the future.”
Good progress has been made in other areas such as disinfection, and completion of Risk Assessments (Drinking Water Safety Plans) but progress on removing lead from the supply network remains far too slow. Regarding lead in drinking water, Mr Noel Byrne, EPA Programme Manager, said: “Lead in our drinking water is a cumulative risk to human health and must be removed from our supply network. The risk is greatest for young children, infants and babies in the womb. Despite Ireland having a National Lead Strategy in place since 2015, progress to date has been far too slow. The legal limit for lead in our drinking water will halve in 2036 (from 10ugl to 5ug/l) – so much greater focus is needed by Government Departments and Uisce Éireann to remove lead from the supply network and public buildings. The EPA welcomes the Department of Housing, Local Government and Heritage commitment to review progress in 2025.”
However, many supplies still lack robust treatment to guarantee their long-term resilience. The EPA’s Remedial Action List identifies ‘at-risk’ supplies that require improvements to safeguard public health. In 2024 there has been a reduction in the number of people served by supplies on the Remedial Action List – down to almost 497,000 (from 561,000 in 2023). At the end of 2024, there were seven supplies that remained on the RAL for over two years and, while an action programme is currently being defined by Uisce Éireann for these supplies, a completion date has yet to be provided. The EPA has taken enforcement action in 2024 against Uisce Éireann by issuing 20 legally binding directions for supplies on the Remedial Action List. This is to ensure long-term improvements are carried out in the timeframe proposed. Supplies on the RAL must be addressed as a priority for Uisce Éireann.
List of supplies currently on a Boil Water Notice (BWN) in Tipperary as of 1st July 2025.
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