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Death Of Kevin​ O’Donnell, Killenaule, Thurles

It was with great sadness we learned of the death yesterday, Wednesday 7th February 2018, of Mr Kevin​ O’Donnell, Graystown, Killenaule, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

Mr O’Donnell passed away after a short illness, most deeply regretted by his loving parents Sean and Frances; sister Dymphna; brother Sean; brother-in-law Simon; nieces Ellen & Niamh; nephew Conor; aunts; uncles; extended relatives and many friends.

Funeral Arrangements
The earthly remains of Mr O’Donnell will lie in repose at O’Connell’s Funeral Home, Killenaule, Thurles tomorrow evening Friday, from 5.00pm to 7.30pm.

Arriving at St. Mary’s Church, Killenaule on Saturday morning at 11.15am. Funeral Mass will take place at 11.30am, followed by interment immediately afterwards in Crosscannon Cemetery, Killenaule, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

Note Please: House strictly private.

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Death Of Sr. Maureen Ryan, late Garrangrena, Borrisoleigh

It was with great sadness we learned of the death today, Thursday 8th February 2018, of Sr. Maureen Ryan, Convent of Mercy, Callan North, Co. Kilkenny and late of Garrangrena, Borrisoleigh, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

Predeceased by her sister Anna; Sr. Maureen passed away following a short illness.

Her passing is most deeply regretted by her brothers Pat and Willie; nephews; nieces; grandnieces; grandnephews; her Mercy Convent Community, extended relatives and friends.

Funeral Arrangements
The earthly remains of Sr. Maureen will lie in repose in the Convent Chapel on Friday with evening Prayer of Remembrance at 5.30pm.

Requiem Mass will take place in the Convent Chapel on Saturday morning at 11.00am, followed by interment immediately afterwards in Kilbride Cemetery, Callan, Co. Kilkenny.

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Death Of Walter Dowd, Willowmere Drive, Thurles

It was with great sadness we learned of the death yesterday, Wednesday 7th February 2018, of retired Garda Detective, Mr Walter Dowd (Thurles Garda Station), Willowmere Drive, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

Predeceased by his sister Marion, Mr Dowd passed away peacefully while in the loving care of St. Theresa’s Nursing Home, Dublin Road, Thurles.

His passing will be most deeply regretted by his loving wife Breda; sons Raymond, Bernard, Fergus and Gordon; daughter Miriam; daughters-in-law Louise and Veronica; son-in law Jimmy; grandchildren Bobby, Stephen, James, Siobhán, Rachel, Eimear, Niall and Eabha; cousins; extended relatives; friends and kind neighbours.

Funeral Arrangements
The earthly remains of Mr Dowd will lie in repose at Egan’s Funeral Home, Dublin Road, Thurles, on tomorrow evening Friday 9th February 2018 from 5.00pm with removal at 7.00pm to the Cathedral of The Assumption, Thurles.

Requiem Mass will take place on Saturday morning at 11.00am, followed by interment immediately afterwards in St. Patrick’s Cemetery, Moyne Road, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

Note Please: Family flowers only, however donation in lieu, if desired, to Cameo Care.

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Tragic Traffic Collision at Kilshane, Tipperary

Gardaí at Tipperary town Garda Station are appealing for witnesses to a single vehicle road traffic collision which happened this morning, Wednesday 7th February, 2018.

Gardaí were called to the crash scene at Lacken, Kilshane, on the N24, just a short distance south east of Tipperary town, at around 4.40am this Wednesday morning.

It is understood the vehicle left the road before striking a wall. The driver and sole male occupant of the car, aged in his 20’s, was seriously injured and removed from the scene by Ambulance to South Tipperary Regional Hospital in Clonmel.

Tragically he was pronounced dead a short time later.

This tragic event brings to four the number of people killed on Tipperary’s roads in the first 6 weeks of 2018 and the second person to lose their life on south Tipperary roads just this week.

Tipperary Garda Station are now anxious to speak to any person with information on this collision and to contact them on Tel: 062-80670, the Garda Confidential Line Tel: 1800 666 111 or indeed any Garda Station.

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WARNING: Motorists Asked To Be Careful Crossing Barry’s Bridge

I was having a quite pint above in the Arch Bar Liberty Square, Thurles earlier this evening, contemplating my earlier visit to the Doctor. I had gone over to visited him in relation to my wife’s recent announcement that she was pregnant.

“Doctor”, said I, “there has been no intimacy of any kind between my wife and myself since St. Paddy’s Day 2014.  Now she tells me she is pregnant; so how can that come about?

“Oh”, said the doctor, “your wife’s condition is what we in the medical field call a ‘Grudge Pregnancy’. It’s a quite common condition these day’s. To explain it the simplest way possible, obviously someone had it in for you.

I had left the doctor’s office now more confused than when I had entered and was quietly pondering his explanation, when suddenly there was Mikey.

“Wouldn’t you think”, said Mikey Ryan, squeezing in beside me at the bar counter.
“Think what”, said I.
“That they would have thrown a couple of shovels of tarmac in those twelve inch deep holes”, replied Mikey.
“What twelve inch deep holes are you talking about”, said I.

“Ah, you know the holes”, said Mikey annoyed at my obvious lack of civic observation, “the holes that are situated near where the raw sewerage has been flowing into the River Suir on Barry’s Bridge, for the past number of years”.

“Ah, now I have you”, said I, “those holes; but sure listen to me, those holes are on all the roads and streets around Thurles. Sure weren’t Tipperary Co. Council Councillors on TippFm Radio, last weekend saying that Transport Infrastructure Ireland were going to fix them over the next two years.”

“I wouldn’t put much faith in that”, said Mikey, “although I saw two fellows on the bridge wearing reflective jackets and crash helmets; one had an iron bar in his hand, making shapes last Monday morning.

“You know I once went for one of them engineering jobs with Tipperary County Council some years back”, continued Mikey. “There were two interviewers in suits and the one with the glasses asked me if I suffered  from any allergies?”   “Begod , yes sir, said I”, continued Mikey, “don’t I come out in a severe red raw rash if I drink tea or coffee”.

According to Mikey, the two suits then looked at each other strangely, before the fellow with the glasses wanted to know if I had ever travelled abroad.

Mikey swirled his last mouthful of beer around the bottom of his pint glass. “So,” he continued, “sure I proudly informed him about my sojourn in the Irish Army and my five year involvement as a UN Peace Keeper on the Syrian-Israel border.”

“Amazing”, said the guy with his top pocket full of pens, “were you ever injured?”
“Yes”, replied Mikey proudly, “Yes,  a grenade exploded near my machine gun post and blew me into the air, resulting in the loss of both my testicles.”

Both interviewers looked at each other again, before announcing that the normal expected working hours, if he was to be a successful applicant, would be from 8.00am to 4.00pm, with an hour for lunch.  “Now” said one of the suits, “if you are successful; in your particular case there is no need  to start until 10.00am each day”.

“Sure, as you can imagine, I was confused”, said Mikey, “so I asked, if my hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why am I only starting two hours later than everyone else?”  To which, according to Mikey, the one with the pens stated,  that this was Tipperary County Council, and for the first two hours, every work morning, they normally stood around drinking tea and coffee and scratching their balls, so there would be no point in him coming in early to stand around idle.

“You know, I reckon that is why those feckin holes were never filled”, said Mikey with a knowing nod.

“Give us two more pints there Pat”, said I.

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