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Hot Asphalt

Hot Asphalt

Vocals: The late Irish singer, folk musician and actor Luke Kelly (1940–1984) & Irish folk band The Dubliners.
Lyrics: The late folk singer, songwriter, folk song collector, labour activist and actor, James Henry Miller (Stage name Ewan Maccoll, 1915–1989).

Hot Asphalt

Ah good evening, all my jolly lads, I’m glad to find you well.
If you’ll gather all around me, now, the story I will tell,
For I’ve got a situation and begorrah and begob,
I can whisper I’ve the weekly wage of nineteen bob.
‘Tis twelve months come October since I left me native home,
After helping them Killarney boys to bring the harvest down,
But now I wear the gansey and around me waist a belt,
I’m the gaffer of the squad that makes the hot asphalt.

Chorus
Well, we laid it in the hollows and we laid it in the flat,
And if it doesn’t last forever, sure I swear, I’ll eat me hat.
Well, I’ve wandered up and down the world but sure I never felt,
Any surface that was equal to the hot asphalt.


The other night a copper comes and he says to me, “McGuire,
Would you kindly let me light me pipe down at your boiler fire?”
And he planks himself right down in front, with hobnails up, till late,
And says I, me decent man, you’d better go and find your bait.
He ups and yells, “I’m down on you, I’m up to all yer pranks,
Don’t I know you for a traitor from the Tipperary ranks?”
Boys, I hit straight from the shoulder and I gave him such a belt,
That I knocked him into the boiler full of hot asphalt.

Repeat Chorus

We quickly dragged him out again and we threw him in the tub,
And with soap and warm water we began to rub and scrub,
But devil the thing, it hardened and it turned him hard as stone,
And with every other rub, sure you could hear the copper groan.
“I’m thinking”, says O’Reilly, “that he’s lookin’ like old Nick,
And burn me if I am not inclined to claim him with me pick”.
“Now”, says I, “it would be easier to boil him till he melts,
And to stir him nice and easy in the hot asphalt
“.

Repeat Chorus

You may talk about yer sailor lads, ballad singers and the rest,
Your shoemakers and your tailors, but we please the ladies best.
The only ones who know the way their flinty hearts to melt,
Are the lads around the boiler making hot asphalt.
With rubbing and with scrubbing, sure I caught me death of cold.
For scientific purposes, me body it was sold.
In the Kelvin grove museum, me boys, I’m hangin’ in me pelt,
As a monument to the Irish, making hot asphalt.

Repeat Chorus

END

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Death Of Gerard O’Connor, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

It was with great sadness that we learned of the death, yesterday Tuesday 1st August 2023, of Mr Gerard O’Connor, Ormond Lodge, Mitchel Street, Thurles, Co. Tipperary and formerly of Figlash, Carrick-on-Suir, Co. Tipperary and Co. Limerick.

The passing of Mr O’Connor is most deeply regretted by his sisters Eileen (Fitzpatrick), Margaret and Catherine, brother-in-law Richie, nieces, nephews, extended relatives, neighbours and friends.

Requiescat in Pace.

Funeral Arrangements.

The earthly remains of Mr O’Connor will be received into the Church of St. Mary, Ballyneale, Co. Tipperary, on Saturday morning, August 5th, to repose for Requiem Mass at 10:30am, followed by interment, immediately afterwards, in the adjoining graveyard.

The extended O’Connor family wish to express their appreciation for your understanding at this difficult time and have made arrangements for those persons wishing to send messages of condolence, to use the link shown HERE.


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Death Of Alphie Ryan, Formerly Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

It was with great sadness that we learned of the death, on Sunday 30th July 2023, of Mr Alphie Ryan, Seangharrai Drive, Ballinagh, Co.Cavan and formerly of Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

Mr Ryan passed away peacefully in the Lisdarn Unit for the Elderly, Lisdarn, Co. Cavan.

Pre-deceased by his wife Bridie; His passing is most deeply regretted and sadly missed by his loving sisters, Mary and Jean, brothers, Noel and Gerry, extended relatives, neighbours and friends.

Requiescat in Pace.

Funeral Arrangements.

The earthly remains of Mr Ryan will be received into the Church of St. Felim, Ballinagh, Co. Cavan to further repose for Requiem Mass on Thursday, August 3rd, at 12:00 noon, followed by cremation in Lakelands Crematorium, Dublin Rd., Cavan, at 1:00pm.

The extended Ryan family wish to express their appreciation for your understanding at this difficult time and have made arrangements for those persons wishing to send messages of condolence, to use the link shown HERE.


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Death Of Helen Harris, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

It was with great sadness that we learned of the death, on Monday last 31st July 2023, of Ms Helen Harris, Ballinure, Thurles, Co.Tipperary.

Pre-deceased by her parents Mary and Jack, Ms Harris passed away peacefully, while in the care of staff at the Oak Ward of University Hospital, Waterford.

Her passing is most deeply regretted by her loving family, brother Liam, sisters Alicia (Brennan), Peggy (Farago) and Mary (Shortall), nephews, nieces, grand-nieces, grand-nephews, sister-in-law Eileen, brothers-in-law Tom, Vinny and Tommy, aunt Sarah, extended relatives, former nursing colleagues, friends and neighbours.

Requiescat in Pace.

Funeral Arrangements.

The earthly remains of Ms Harris will repose at Hugh Ryan’s Funeral Home, Slievenamon Road, Thurles, on Thursday afternoon next, August 3rd, from 5:00pm to 7:00pm same evening.
Her remains will be received into the Church of St. Peter, Moycarkey, Thurles on Friday morning, August 4th , at 11:00am to further repose for Requiem Mass at 11:30am, followed by interment immediately afterwards in St. Peter’s Cemetery, Moycarkey, Thurles, Co. Tipperary.

For those persons who are unable to attend the funeral service for Ms Harris, same can be viewed, streamed live online, (Link to follow).

The extended Harris family wish to express their appreciation for your understanding at this difficult time and have made arrangements for those persons wishing to send messages of condolence, to use the link shown HERE.

Note Please: Family flowers only.


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Courts & Civil Law (Miscellaneous Provisions) Act 2023, Now Commenced.

  • Children Born in Ireland Can Now Apply for Citizenship After 3 Years, Reduced from 5 Years.
  • Deportation orders can be issued, without the option for voluntary return, where a person is a threat to national security or convicted of a serious offence.

Minister for Justice Mrs Helen McEntee TD has commenced the majority of the provisions of the Courts and Civil Law (Miscellaneous Provisions) Act 2023, with effect from 31st July. The Act contains wide-ranging legislative amendments which will help improve access to justice and make civil processes more efficient, streamlined and people-centred.
The Act contains amendments to matters including Irish nationality and citizenship, court offices, bankruptcy, international protection, data protection, immigration and legal services.

The residency requirement for children born in Ireland, who are of a different nationality, to apply for citizenship has now been reduced from five years to three years.
Since the Citizenship referendum, which was enacted in 2004, children born to non-Irish residents in the State have an automatic right to Irish citizenship only if one of the parents is an Irish citizen or is entitled to be one.

Minster McEntee said: “I am delighted to commence this legislation which reduces the amount of time a child, who was born in Ireland, but doesn’t have automatic citizenship must be resident here before being eligible for naturalisation. The reduction to three years will provide comfort and certainty to children and their families and enable our young citizens to flourish and fully participate in Irish life.”

Persons convicted of serious offences can now be served with a deportation order without the option of leaving the State voluntarily, which will also have the effect of preventing their return to the State.

Minister McEntee said: “Where a person is being removed from the State, having been convicted of a serious crime, or where they are a threat to the security of the state, they will no longer have the option to depart the country voluntarily. This means they cannot evade deportation from the State and cannot return to the State once deported. This is an important change that will strengthen the role of our immigration legislation in relation to public safety.”

The legislation also amends the Immigration Act 1999 to allow immigration authorities to serve documents electronically. This will allow for people to be contacted about their immigration decisions under the Act by email or through a customer portal where applicable. There have been many examples where people have changed their address and may not have notified the Department, making them hard to reach by post. This change will enable the Department to send important notices, including deportation orders, even when a person may have moved.

While electronic service is not intended to fully replace other modes of service already provided for under current legislative provisions, it will allow more flexibility and efficiency for customers. The changes will also support ongoing modernisation of the immigration service delivery, including the introduction of a digital customer portal that will be rolled out over the coming years.

Minister McEntee said: “It is important that our immigration system is fair, balanced and rules-based. Where a person has a right to international protection it is important that that person can be granted international protection as quickly as possible. However, when a person’s immigration application has been denied, and where their avenues of appeal have been exhausted, it is important that the person is returned to their home country as quickly as possible.
The amendments to the International Protection Act will reduce administrative burdens and improve the digital services available to customers. If for example, a person has changed address but not notified the Immigration Service, we will be able to issue that immigration decision by email.”

The Act introduces a number of changes to increase efficiencies in the Courts Service. It provides for the establishment of a centralised office within the Courts Service to administer the summoning of juries, increasing the efficiency of this process. This will be complemented by the Court Service’s ongoing rollout of its modernisation programme, including their online customer portal which allow people to respond to their jury summonses online rather than by post.

The legislation also enables the Courts Service to designate any court office as a centralised office for the purpose of carrying out specified court business exclusively or in addition to a local office.

Amendments to the Legal Services Regulation Act 2015 paves the way for the introduction of partnerships between solicitors and barristers or between barristers and other barristers. This is a key development in the modernisation of how legal services can be provided to consumers, private or enterprise, on a more competitive basis. Barristers and solicitors will be able to jointly provide legal services for the first time, increasing the range of services and expertise available to their clients.

Minister McEntee said: “Having in place administrative processes that are fast, efficient and simple to navigate is essential to improving access to justice for our citizens.
The amendments I have commenced today across a range of civil areas will simplify and improve the legal processes, as people go through what are often personally challenging and stressful situations.”

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