The gentleman, shocked by this sudden action, said “You cannot do this; I’m a member of Dáil Éireann ! ”
The thief said, “In that case, give me my money! “
Question: What do you call someone in Dáil Éireann who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
Answer: A tourist.
Question: What’s the difference between the Irish Government and the Mafia?
Answer: One of them is organized.
Paddy: “My uncle ran for the Senate last year.”
Kathleen: “Really? What does he do now?”
Paddy: “Nothing – he got elected.”
A teacher in a small County Tipperary town asks her class how many of them would vote for Fianna Fáil.
Not really knowing anything about Fianna Fáil, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one girl, Mary.
The teacher asked Mary why she had decided to be different.
Mary said, “Because I would vote for Fine Gael“
The teacher then asked, “Why would you not vote for Fianna Fáil ?”
Mary said, “Well, my mom votes Fine Gael and my dad votes Fine Gael, so I would vote Fine Gael !”
The teacher is a member of the local Fianna Fáil electoral committee, so she asked Mary, “What if you’re mom was a moron and you’re dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
Mary replied, “That would make me a Fianna Fáil voter.”