What Do You Need At Home?

Teacher Ms Ava Browne asked her pupils the following question; “Ok class, I’d like you to tell me what you badly need at your home.”

Seven year old Amelia McGrath put her hand up and said “Our family badly need a new state of the art computer, Miss.”

Eight year old Crystal Bourke said “My Mammy and Daddy would love a new car, Miss.”

Ten year old Theodore Ryan said, “We don’t need anything, Miss.”

A frowninf teacher Ms Browne said, “Come on Theodore, surely everyone feel they need something.”

“No Miss”, said Theodore, “My sister came home with her new Sinn Féin Councillor boyfriend last night, and my dad said, that’s all we fecking need.”