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Xmas Free Parking Initiative For Thurles Traders

Christmas Gift For The People Of Thurles From our Glorious Municipal District Council.

Free Christmas Parking Initiative – Courtesy Templemore / Thurles Municipal District Council.

Old English Nursery Rhyme (Circa 1764)

They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the Common,
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the Common from the goose.


The law demands that we atone
When we take things we do not own,
But leave the Lords and Ladies fine
Who take the things that are yours and mine


Note: Fellow Citizens, this is not a joke.

Listeners will be waiting patiently to find out which of our elected Municipal District representatives will be discussing this announced major initiative on local radio tomorrow morning.

Tipperary Co. Council in association with Templemore / Thurles Municipal District Council elected representatives, [whom I should add have succeeded in totally destroying the trading centre of Thurles town; by steadily driving every worthwhile business out of the said town, through their introduction of parking charges] have announced what they believe is an initiative for Thurles Traders, not to mention local and visiting consumers.

Thurles Municipal District Council, have now given notice that Free Parking is being made available to the public for 3 whole days only, prior to Christmas.

Same days are listed as follows: –

Thurles Town: All public carparks on the following Saturdays:
Saturday 7th December 2019.
Saturday 14th December 2019.
Saturday 21st December 2019.

Roscrea Town: All public carparks on the following Saturdays:
Saturday 7th December 2019.
Saturday 14th December 2019.
Saturday 21st December 2019.

Templemore Town: Throughout the Town.
Saturday 7th December 2019.
Saturday 14th December 2019.
Saturday 21st December 2019.

Now try not to snort with laughter.
According to Ms Janice Gardiner (A/District Administrator, Templemore-Thurles Municipal District, Castle Avenue, Thurles, Co. Tipperary), who wishes customers the compliments of the season, quote, “This initiative (announced on November 13th 2019), by Thurles Municipal District Council, is designed to promote local trade and to encourage support for Town Traders, during the festive season, so please shop local this Christmas”.

[No Such Initiatives announced for ‘Black Friday’ then!]

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