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Ladies Beware Of Enhancing Body Surgery

A forty eight year old Tipperary woman was admitted to hospital following a mild heart attack.
While undergoing emergency surgery on the operating table, she encountered a near death experience.

Meeting  her maker, God, for the first time she sought clarification, asking the question “Is my time on earth finished Lord?”
God replied in a soft voice, “No, my dear lady, you have another 42 years, 4 months and 3 days left of your life, yet to live on planet earth.”

Upon recovering from the operation, the woman decided to remain in the hospital and have a face-lift, breast implants, liposuction and a tummy tuck.
Since she had so much more time to live, she also decided to have her teeth laser whitened and her greying hair coloured platinum blonde.

Following full convalescence after her last surgical operation, she was released from the hospital, and while crossing the street to get on board a taxi home, she was hit and killed instantly by a speeding ambulance.

Arriving now in front of God for the second time that month, she demanded, “I thought you said the last time we met that I had another 42 years, 4 months and 3 days left of my life on earth? God why didn’t you pull me safely from the path of that speeding ambulance?”

God, looking confused and shocked, replied: Good heavens woman, sure I didn’t recognize you.”

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