Essential Advice for a Mother to her Daughter.

Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?  You shut your door.

If they put one man on the moon – they should be able to put all of them up there.

Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too small to be out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman very miserable.

Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Best way to get a man to do something. Suggest they are too old to achieve it.

If you want a committed man, check out your local mental hospital.

Remember, the children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

If a man asks you what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books.

Men are like Chocolate Bars. They are sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

The longest sentence in the world is “I do”.